Well, i had just sat down to enjoy a bowl of Ramen Noodles, chicken flavored of course, when i felt a pain in my neck, it was a blow dart. Next thing i knew i was in Jauca, Puerto Rico. Now, I don't know if you know anything about Puerto Rico, but its a Hell hole that smells like Satans Vagina. When i got there, i knew no one and had no money, i was lost. i found refuge with a 72 year old jmaid named Maria. Maria took me in andfed me 3 square meals a day, with a little afternoon snack, if you catch my drift. me and maria became very close over those 3 weeks and i fanally got the courage to ask her to marry me. so now i need help finding a Wedding Chappel, please help.